Updates from WiLS: Birds, Cats, and Shirts

WiLS has fun on April 1st.

Virtual Realitweet: WiLS New Service Allows Flightless Birds’ Dreams to Take Flight

WiLS is committed to connecting and empowering our members. Our new service, which extends to all flightless birds (WiLS does not discriminate), allows birds to cooperatively purchase virtual reality goggles.

Those winged fellows that once were unable to experience flight can now soar with the rest over landscapes they could only dream of exploring.

WiLS Employee Wears Most Brightly Colored Shirt for Staff Party

WiLS’ Cats Conspire to Disrupt Virtual Meetings, Do a Surprisingly Good Job

In an impressive and unexpected showing of solidarity among the cat community, WiLS staffers’ cats teamed up to be as annoying as possible during a very important conference call.

The attacks were meticulously coordinated. These orchestrated events occurred simultaneously:

• Addison started yowling just as Margie walked across Stef’s keyboard and stomped on the unmute button
• Friday knocked every single paper, stapler, and coffee cup off Andi’s desk
• Luna P. hacked up a hairball on Emily’s shoe
• Luna B. hacked up a hairball on Jeff’s mouse
• Mouse hissed loudly and repeatedly directly into Melissa’s computer microphone
• Rufus caught a chipmunk, brought it to Sara in her office, and pounced on it repeatedly while it squeaked like a dog toy (Sara saved it! Don’t worry!)
• Zusa opened the front door and stole David’s car.  She came back an hour later with a tattoo

None of these cats got treats for the rest of the day and many were denied belly rubs. Some of the softer WiLSians relented by evening.