WiLS Accepts Blame for Long Terrible Winter

Dear North America,

We’re sorry.  We didn’t realize that, when we moved, the thermostat in our virtual office actually controls the temperature for all of North America.  We promise to be better co-tenants next winter.  In our defense, you’d think there would be a better HVAC system for such a large area of land – maybe more controls than just the one thermostat?  Of course, if we had been aware of it and raised the temperature, you know California would have just complained that it’s too hot!  Haha!

Yours in fleece and double socks,

WiLS